Pig Woman

Dress, Giorgio Fiorlani (thrifted). Belt, H&M. Hat, The Icing. Sandals, Franco Sarto.


So, I bet you didn’t believe me when I said that I frequently wear one dress all weekend long – to include sleeping in it on Saturday night. Well, it’s true. Sad, but true. On weekends like this, Mike calls me “pig woman,” in reference to my slovenly ways.

Speaking of pigs, I think it would be very interesting to have one as a pet. Of course, I think it would be interesting to have just about every sort of an animal as a pet, if only for a short while. But back to pigs…Mike tells me that they excrete ammonia through their skin and hence stink. Potbelly pigs are popular, indoor pets. Do they stink, too? If I had one, I could be a Cat Lady and a Pig Woman.