Colonel Mustard

Blouse, Merona. Sweater, Body Central. Belt, H&M. Skirt, my USMC service uniform (embellished). Sandals, Delicious. Cuff, Pangaea.

This outfit is for Oh Honey No’s Clue Challenge.


It was me. Colonel Mustard. In the hallway. With the sword.
I never was a Colonel, only a Captain. The leaves on my belt look a little like Lieutenant Colonel insignia, though. (But they’d be silver. Gold leaves are for Majors.) My skirt (and hat and sword, below) are genuine USMC items. I’m probably courting some military discipline with my irreverent treatment.


Yeah, these semi-cheesecake shots will land me in the brig, for sure.