Off Duty Stripper

Since I spent $50 on this silly lamé dress, I feel I need to get my money’s worth out of it. I wore it to work and then wore it again to trivia.

Jacket and tee, Forever 21. Cardigan, Wet Seal. Silly lamé dress, American Apparel. Leggings, Danskin. Boots, Playhouse. Owl charm, vintage. Key charm, Ren Faire.

This dress falls dangerously close to the stripper-wear category, except that it’s really hard to get off. The poor girl would end up hopping around in her Lucite heels with the dress stuck over her head and shoulders. Blinded, she’d trip, bang her head on the pole, and be totally done for the night.

I was also totally done for the night, even without a head banging.