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Beefy insisted that I “pinch” the blimp floating over the Cincinnati skyline. I did it and then told him to stop screwing around and take my outfit photos already. I didn’t want to be late for my first singing lesson.


Jacket, Urban Vibe (swapped and embellished). Dress, I Heart Ronson. Shoes, Steve Madden (I can’t believe I dared walk along this raised barrier in these treacherous heels). Bracelets, Forever 21, shopgoodwill.com, and Shelly Pearls.

I have no aspiration to be on American Idol. (I’m too old anyway.) I simply want to be cast in more musicals. I started tap lessons last fall for that same purpose. Beefy’s been enduring my grocery store tap practice for a year. Now he will also have to put up with my caterwauling.


Photos by Beefy Muchacho